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How many Dolly Parton candles are too many? What else did you manifest for yourself today? What's that old saying?
Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it's serious. Coming up with teexts funny texts to send your partner is not only a great way to make them smile, but it can also help keep the connection between you and bae strong, even when you're apart.
If you've been texting a Hinge cutie for a while or your Slacks with your coworker are becoming a little more than business casual, you may be looking for the perfect message to make them smile. Answer both questions simultaneously. Honestly, I don't want to know the truth. Just, why? Sure, you can't invite your crush to a party or out with your friends. Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms. There is no one nicer than a drunk girl in a bathroom.
Burning a Hot Pocket is easier than it sounds. Remember places? I funnu her. There's no time like a global pandemic to lure potential lovers with your intelligence and wit. After all, one of the best parts about being in a relationship is having someone around to lighten your mood.
Longer than I'd care to admit. A fruit pun is berry cute.
I'm deciding if I want to buy my baby niece a pair of tiny Air Force 1s. You can never have too much floral. Maybe it's time to consider replacing your standard check-in text with something that fuunny make your partner chuckle.
Care to help me gguy OK, where to begin? The morning grind. I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to my kitchen. I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor.
You've swapped your freakum' dress for flannel PJs and suave pickup lines for funny texts to send your crush from six feet away, of course. I'll be the guac and you can be the cheese.
Just let me have this. Run, don't walk. Maybe, food on you!
A cute-cumber! Be honest. Not with sugar and spice, but with money.
But you can get to know them on a one-on-one level. From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 24 silly texts to send your quarantine crush.
I can't cook and just burned a Hot Pocket in the microwave, but Guh imagine what it would be like to be able to cook well. Read: I'm looking for an excuse to delete the app.
How's your WFH going? I'm not sure what it means, but I'm honored to be your muse. Does "tuna" suffice?
Buying bean sprouts and a single Lara bar. Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK.
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